No Carson! Sob! But it is Broadway week so here is a tacky, inaccurate summary - just imagine in between each the monotonous, ever repeating adverts for medicine, cars, kitchen roll and a public announcement that McRib is back:
Rob K and Nancy G - no idea as I missed them. Probably not great.
David - Greased Lightning!
Ricki - Razzle Dazzle!
Chaz - more Happy Feet than Fierce Phantom - time to go?
Hope - Maksimum Len-noyance! Hope in boots and something that looks knitted by a 3-year old.
J.R. - Just Right! Best In Show!
Kristin Chenoweth - sings very loud and knows how to pick the best looking boys. And she is back tomorrow!
Group Dance with Chaz Hands! And CARSON! Oh no he is gone again. LIFTS! Bring out the crash mats! (So not a sentence you want to hear...) Well that was it for the evening.